And then there was one...

The previous post will be Vampyre's last post.

She will no longer be a part of this blog and has moved on to blogging on her own blog War In My Head.

With that I bid her adieu.

Oh, Nabila & Iqram!

There are two new shows that recently started, and I'm gonna try to follow them religiously.  Both plotlines seem interesting enough. But I'm watching because of ________. Hint: Title of this post. LOL.

The first is 'Cinta Untuk Ain', starring Nabila Huda & Que Haidar.  I adore Nabila Huda. If there's any movies/dramas, I'll watch it cause of her. Hahahah!

She has such pretty skin! And I like her voice, bod and fashion sense too. Too bad her husband is fugly :(

The second one is 'Rempit vs Impak Maksima'. It's a mixture of the movie 'Remp-It' & 'Impak Maksima'. This drama also stars that chick & dude from KAMI, Zeyna Ibrahim who played Adii (the cool girl, not the annoying whiny one) and Nas-T who played Abu. Oh, and Dina of Malaysian Idol makes her acting debut in this drama too.

Now here as some candy for your eyes. Hahahah! 

I present to you: Iqram Dinzly!

Who Knew What Vodka Could Do...

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, Let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, Simply wipe the lenses with a soft, Clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka And letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face. As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka And spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, Pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar With freshly packed lavender flowers, Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly And set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a wash cloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, Wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect And alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

......And silly me! I've only been drinking the stuff.

Sinetron Jelita

I've been watching the Indonesian sinetron, Jelita religiously. Every Mon-Thu, 2.30pm-3.30pm on tv3. My days are sooo boring without it~ Lmao. Hiperbola betul.

I'm addicted. Oh,yes I am. I'd rather berkurung kat rumah than go out cause I don't want to miss it. Hahahah.

SO the point of this post is not to force ya'll to watch it or whatever but just to complain about the fact that....

JELITA SHOULD BE WITH BAYU, NOT ERLANGGA!!!

Ok, puas skit.

I mean like seriously, Bayu (played by Dirly of Indonesian Idol 3 fame) is the hero, hence he should get the girl, right? But nooooooo, Jelita (played by Agnes Monica) married Bayu's cousin Erlangga (Nino Fernandez) instead. Siap ada anak lagi siot.

This is Bayu - Dirly Idol

This is Erlangga - Nino Fernandez (Indon-German)

Gilerh tak puas hati okaaaay! Dah Si Angga tu ada masalah jantung, sikit2 pengsan. Ada hati plaaaak nak jadi hero. Blah laaaaaah. Ok, but in truth Erlangga is actually a very nice guy, understanding and all that crap. But it's not fair. After all the hardships that Bayu & Jelita had gone through as a couple...tidak membuahkan hasil. Adeyh...sedey2.

But this is just so far...the story is not over yet! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Bayu & Jelita!

I iz kitteh.

I Iz Kitteh. The new heartwarming blockbuster film starring Ayam as the fuzzeh teddeh bwear and Cicak as the adohrubble kitteh.

Oh,Miley! Tsk tsk tsk...

FAIL

Savvy?

The September Issue

Premiered: January 16th, 2009 at the Sundance Festival

The September 2007 issue of Vogue magazine weighed nearly five pounds, and was the single largest issue of a magazine ever published. With unprecedented access, The September Issue, directed and produced by R.J. Cutler, tells the story of legendary Vogue editor in chief Anna Wintour and her larger-than-life team of editors creating the issue and ruling the world of fashion.

This docu take a look at how Anna Wintour, editor of Vogue for 20 years Wintour handles a dizzying array of designers, models, photographers, and editors with such passion & perfectionism. With such style too!

Director R.J. Cutler delivers a rare insider account of the nine months leading up to the printing of the highly anticipated September issue of the magazine, which promises to be the biggest one ever. He takes us behind the scenes at fashion week, to Europe and back, on shoots and reshoots, and into closed-door staff meetings, bearing witness to an arduous and sometimes emotionally demanding process.

I can't wait to watch this!

I want to see:

1. What everyone's wearing, duh.

2. The fashion closet.

3. What Voguettes eat.

4. Anna displaying any of the mannerisms found in The Devil Wears Prada. Lmao.

Other notables you can hope to see include Oscar de la Renta, Patrick Demarchelier, Karl Lagerfeld, Jean Paul Gaultier, Stefano Pilati & Isabel Toledo (who created Michelle Obama's aoutfit during the oath ceremony).

The Difference Between Dogs & Cats

Doggie Diary Entry:

• 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
• 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
• 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
• 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
• 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
• 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
• 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
• 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
• 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
• 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
• 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Cat Diary Entry:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . . .

Source

LMAO.

When boredom strikes...

Tagged!

Rules: Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer.

I am:

...apparently Diddy?

I really want to go to:

...bed? Oh yes! I would~!

My favourite place:

My favourite thing:

Goggies!! <3

My favourite drink:

Hell yeah! Nyum!

My favourite food:

Diet yg seimbang sangat.

My favourite colour:

I was born in:

...Bruce Springsteen's pants? 0.0?

I live in:

...caves and old castles just like Nosferatu, of course!

My school:

...is the world :D

My favourite story:

...is a X-Men comic??

My hobby:

I wish I am:

Wtf.

Saya mau tag Ayam. ;*

Driving Exam Gone Bad

I was browsing through blogs when I came upon Siewjin's old post on his driving test. This is some funny shit!

Driving Exam Gone Bad

Everyone remembers the pain they had to go through to get their driving license. From re-taking their driving exam for the 5th damn time to finally giving up and handing the examiner a RM50 note on their 6th try (promising them that you'll be driving an automatic for the rest of your life).

In case you're wondering, I was one of the few lucky ones who passed on his first driving exam. But it was no cakewalk for me.. AT ALL! I mean I did easily breeze through the 3 toughest tests; J-turn, Parallel Parking and of course the Slopes. No surprise because my driving instructor spent 90% of the time tutoring me on them. All that's left now was the on-road test.

Now see, the thing about passing the on-road exam was that you cannot make more than 4 out 20 driving mistakes (failing to signal, speeding, didn't buckle seatbelt, etc.) Most people pass without making a single mistake and even for those who were still a little drunk from last night's party, they'd at most make 1 mistake. It's understandable because we've all been observing how our parents handle the wheels for 17 years from the backseat. Everything should come naturally to us in this part of the exam.

So I am still curious as to how is it that I was able to strike out on all 4 times during my on-road test:

Examiner: Give a right signal.
Ben: Ok [Wiper goes up, wiper goes down]
(Strike 1)

Examiner: Traffic light is green. Move.
Ben: [Enjin Mati]
(Strike 2)

Ben: Finally, we're done!
Examiner: Good for you. Now unbuckle your seatbelt and let the next driver in.
Ben: [Face goes pale]
Examiner: Oh right, YOU FORGOT TO BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT THE WHOLE TIME.
(Strike 3)

Examiner: Despite all the mistakes you made today, I am still going to give you a chance. Here's my examination pad. I'm going to hand it over to you and you are going to tell me how badly you want to pass this exam.
Ben: But I don't have a pen.
Examiner: So, tell me in another 'way'.
Ben: Er.. [Reaches for the wallet]
Examiner: Good.. good..
Ben: [Pulls out a photo] This is a picture of my girlfriend. As you can see, she is drop-dead gorgeous and I would like nothing more than to hump her. Problem is, she said she'll only have sex with me if I had my own ride. That is how badly I want to pass the exam.
Examiner: ...
(Strike 4)

Oh right, I was an idiot.

I want toys!

Omg! I want these! You don't have to be a child to want toys. ;)

Molly N Me - Gel Tattoo Pens

Fakn - Kid's Pink Jaguar Fuzzy Phone

Amber Hagen - Cashmere Heart Blanket

Colored Smencils Set

Medibuddy - First Aid Crayon Bandages

which includes 15 crayon bandages,1 knee and elbow bandage, 1 sting relief pad, 4 gauze pads, 3 antiseptic wipes, 1 burn relief, 2 antibioticc oinments, 12 fun stickers.

Band Buddies - 1 Pounder Rubber Band Ball Kit

Monopoly - The Beatles Collector's Edition

Elegantbaby - Rock & Roll Squirties Toys

Webkinz - Lemon-Lime Gecko
SAYA CICAK!!!

Webkinz - Chicken
INI AYAM!

Boswell - Pink Poodle Handbag
Ok, so I don't want this. This one is for Ayam just because she is Poodle!

Two German children, six and seven, elope for Africa

BERLIN (AFP) – Two childhood sweethearts, aged six and seven, eloped from Hanover in northern Germany on New Year's Eve, determined to tie the knot under the African sun, police said Monday.

The pair identified as Mika and Anna-Lena "are very much in love and decided to get married in Africa where it is warm, taking with them as a witness Anna-Lena's little sister, aged five," police spokesman Holger Jureczko told AFP.

The idea for the romantic trip began when Mika told the two girls about his recent holiday in Italy, while their families celebrated New Year's Eve together. "From this, the children began to make plans for the future," Jureczko said.

As the first dawn of 2009 broke, the trio started to put these plans into action, packing all the essentials for the journey, including "sunglasses, swimming trunks, a lilo, summer clothes and provisions."

While their parents slept, they left their house in the suburbs of Hanover, walked a kilometre (two-thirds of a mile) up the road to a tram stop from where they took a tram for the central station.

Waiting for a train to the airport, they aroused the attention of a guard who contacted police.

Two officers managed to convince the young lovers that they would struggle to get to Africa without money or a plane ticket.

As a consolation, the children were given a special tour of the police headquarters at Hanover station where they were especially taken with the detention cells.

Their relieved parents picked them up from the station, the spokesman said, adding: "They can still put their plan into action at a later date."

This January 1, 2009 handout from the German police, shows (L-R) five-year old Anna-Bell, her seven-year old sister Anna-Lena and six year-old Mika at the federal police post at the main railway station in Hanover central Germany. Mika and Anna-Lena eloped from Hanover in northern Germany on New Year's Eve, determined to tie the knot under the African sun, police said Monday.

Source

All I can say is....

Wtf!

Silent echoes of the heart.

My shoes are pretty cute too ;)